Once I lived all by myself
In a 101 square foot house
It was me and no one else
It was quite all right with me
I'd sit in the kitchen each night and sing
But it was only me
All alone living in my house

But the house was just too big and so
I moved into a smaller one
This one was the perfect size
91 square feet

Well I was lonely as can be
So I got a pet mouse to live with me
She hides my shoes and eats my cheese
But it's quite alright with me
We sit in the kitchen each night and sing in perfect harmony
Me and my pet mouse
Happy together in our tiny house

But the house was just too big for us
So we moved into a smaller one
This one was the perfect size
81 square feet

Two lovebirds lit on my window sill
They flew right in, and they're here still
They coo and they cuddle as lovebirds will
But it's quite alright with me
We sit in the kitchen each night and sing in perfect harmony
Two lovebirds
Me and my pet mouse
Happy together in our tiny house

But the house was just too big for us
So we moved into a smaller one
This one was the perfect size
71 square feet

Well, three little pigs came running in
A big bad wolf was chasing them
They had hair on their chinny chin chins
It was quite alright with me
We sit in the kitchen each night and sing in perfect harmony
Three little pigs
Two lovebirds
Me and my pet mouse
Happy together in our tiny house

But the house was just too big for us
So we moved into a smaller one
This one was the perfect size
61 square feet

My grandfolks they missed me so much
They all four moved right in with us
Now I see them anytime I want
It's quite alright with me
We sit in the kitchen each night and sing in perfect harmony
Four grandfollks
Three little pigs
Two lovebirds
Me and my pet mouse
Happy together in our tiny house

But the house was just too big for us
So we moved into a smaller one
This one was the perfect size
51 square feet

Four stray dogs came to my door
So I let 'em in, plus one more
They howl at the moon and sleep on the floor
But it's quite alright with me
We sit in the kitchen each night and sing in perfect harmony
Five stray dogs
Four grandfollks
Three little pigs
Two lovebirds
Me and my pet mouse
Happy together in our tiny house

But the house was just too big for us
So we moved into a smaller one
This one was the perfect size
41 square feet

I went to the pond down the road
And six yellow ducks followed me home
Now they go everywhere I go
But it's quite alright with me
We sit in the kitchen each night and sing in perfect harmony
Six yellow ducks
Five stray dogs
Four grandfollks
Three little pigs
Two lovebirds
Me and my pet mouse
Happy together in our tiny house

But the house was just too big for us
So we moved into a smaller one
This one was the perfect size
31 square feet

Well seven salesmen rang my bell
Trying to get me to buy what they sell
To this day they're trying still
But it's quite alright with me
We sit in the kitchen each night and sing in perfect harmony
Seven salesmen
Six yellow ducks
Five stray dogs
Four grandfollks
Three little pigs
Two lovebirds
Me and my pet mouse
Happy together in our tiny house

But the house was just too big for us
So we moved into a smaller one
This one was the perfect size
21 square feet

One day I went out my door
There were eight little kittens on my porch
They were so cute I took 'em in of course
And it's quite alright with me
We sit in the kitchen each night and sing in perfect harmony
Eight cute kittens
Seven salesmen
Six yellow ducks
Five stray dogs
Four grandfollks
Three little pigs
Two lovebirds
Me and my pet mouse
Happy together in our tiny house

But the house was just too big for us
So we moved into a smaller one
This one was the perfect size
11 square feet

Well nine of m cousins came to stay
They said they'd be here just one day
But they liked it so much they never went away
And it's quite alright with me
We sit in the kitchen each night and sing in perfect harmony
Nine cousins
Eight cute kittens
Seven salesmen
Six yellow ducks
Five stray dogs
Four grandfollks
Three little pigs
Two lovebirds
Me and my pet mouse
Happy together in our tiny house

But the house was just too big for us
So we moved into a smaller one
This one was the perfect size
1 square foot

So if you're ever out by us
Drop on in there's room enough
We've got 1 square foot a whole lotta love
And perfect harmony
1 square foot a whole lotta love
And perfect harmony