If I were a cloud
I'd always be loud
Rumble thunder everywhere
Loud enough so everyone could hear
'Cause I'd have confidence
Lots of confidence
Being quiet's not for me
So a cloud with confidence is what I'd be
If I were a cloud

If I were a clam
I'd be everybody's friend
I'd tell jokes underneath the sea
'Til all the fishes laughed with me
'Cause I'd have charisma
Lots of charisma
Being unfriendly's not for me
So a crab with charisma is what I'd be
If I were a clam

If I were a cold
I'd never leave you all alone
Once you caught me I'd stick around you see
It'd take at least three weeks to get rid of me
'Cause I'd have commitment
Lots of commitment
Being unreliable's not for me
So a cold with commitment is what I'd be
If I were a cold

If I were a cow
I'd stand out in a crowd
The only one in the herd with purple hair
Dancin' around like I just don't care
'Cause I'd have character
Lots of character
Being dull's not for me
So a cow with character is what I'd be
If I were a cow

If I were a clover
You couldn't knock me over
I'd stand up strong just as tall as I can
Try to bring some luck to this world again
'Cause I'd have courage
Lots of courage
Being afraid's not for me
So a clover with courage is what I'd be
If I were a clover

If I were a cup
I'd always be filled up
Filled right up to my brim
Enough to share with all my friends
'Cause I'd have cocoa
Lots of cocoa
Being' empty's not for me
So a cup with cocoa is what I'd be
And when you need me, I'd be there
A cheap little plastic souvenir
With a corny little saying written on my side
That makes you feel so warm inside
If I were a cup